More Fun With Cassie

I guess I am not a good dog because I feel like they are unhappy around here because I am peeing in the house.  I pee outside and inside,  So what? 

I did it again!  Went in that car.  So I vomited on myself.  Maybe she will take the hint.

No, she didn't take the hint.  Now I have to sit in the crate in the car for no reason.  I just sit there.  She sprays something that smells like flowers and gives me a treat.  I just sit there.

I went to my first puppy class.  What a mistake I think they made.  I need a smarter class because I have a higher IQ than those losers that are my classmates.  The teacher talked and talked and talked.  I peed on the floor.  There is a monster dog in my class.  He could not be a puppy, but he is a loser just like the others.  The old lady called me a snob.

I have to go back to class again.  We had homework.  Oh, it was SOOOO hard.  Not!  Sit - Please - I could do that when I was a small puppy.

I walk my dad to the mailbox on the weekends, and in the mornings when it's still dark out.  He told the old lady he thought it was cute when I held the leash in my mouth.  She said I could not do that anymore because she wants me to learn the proper way to walk on a leash.  I can see we're going to have a problem here.  First, I'm not sure the old man knows where I want to go, so I have to lead him.  Also, I am so cute that the guys in the house let me do lots of fun things -  the old lady, not so much.