We all went on a long, long car ride to a lake. We stayed a week and went swimming every day. I liked to swim on top of my mom and try to drown her. The old man got in the water and I think he tried to drown me with a paddle maybe. The house where we stayed was fun to run in. The old man's boat got a hole in it, so we couldn't get in it.
I am in another class now. This one we stand, run around in a circle, stand, run around, stand - boring!
We went in the car with my friend Daisy. She is a lot older than me and she said she does lots of stand, run around in a circle, stand - repeat. She said she is a champion. Okay - whatever - she just looks like me - a golden retriever. I found out we were going to a dog show, and I did that thing where I stand, let someone put their fingers in my mouth, run around in a circle business. The best part was after we had our pictures taken with three foxes! The old man laughed and laughed when he saw the picture of the old lady with me but I was cute of course.